i will give you some examples that i came up with to get you started: *Due to the events of 9/11... -i became lactose intolerant -my village was attacked by cougars -we all became astronauts -hey! someone stole all the tomatoes! please indulge me and play along. http://www.wcsb.org/forum/read.php?14,3650,3650#msg-3650 Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:40:31 -0700 Phorum 5.2.9 http://www.wcsb.org/forum/read.php?14,3650,3973#msg-3973 http://www.wcsb.org/forum/read.php?14,3650,3973#msg-3973 The Record Exchange Anything Goes Wed, 26 Sep 2007 20:48:08 -0700 http://www.wcsb.org/forum/read.php?14,3650,3928#msg-3928 http://www.wcsb.org/forum/read.php?14,3650,3928#msg-3928 baronightwolf Anything Goes Tue, 25 Sep 2007 07:20:21 -0700 http://www.wcsb.org/forum/read.php?14,3650,3904#msg-3904 http://www.wcsb.org/forum/read.php?14,3650,3904#msg-3904 make it that far...):

[youtube.com]]]> Carsick James Anything Goes Sun, 23 Sep 2007 20:52:08 -0700 http://www.wcsb.org/forum/read.php?14,3650,3832#msg-3832 http://www.wcsb.org/forum/read.php?14,3650,3832#msg-3832

It sure beats "due process of law", doesn't it?


NBC's "Dateline" sure thinks so.]]> baronightwolf Anything Goes Thu, 20 Sep 2007 08:33:08 -0700 http://www.wcsb.org/forum/read.php?14,3650,3805#msg-3805 http://www.wcsb.org/forum/read.php?14,3650,3805#msg-3805 coolchicana Anything Goes Wed, 19 Sep 2007 08:49:13 -0700 http://www.wcsb.org/forum/read.php?14,3650,3783#msg-3783 http://www.wcsb.org/forum/read.php?14,3650,3783#msg-3783

1) ... epidemic levels of passive-aggressive tendencies will keep the Golden Age of Bare Feet and Blue Jeans continuing indefinitely


2) ... sexuality is STUPID, hatred is GOOD


3) ... the last portion of the U.S. Constitution was repealed yesterday


4) ... millions of tiny-brained Republican bushbabies have infiltrated our Great Society


5) ... there will be more unregulated drugs but less healthcare


6) ... the Administration has declared it illegal to be a Micronesian


7) ... high-school students cannot graduate until they have served two tours of duty in Iraq ... or Iran ... or Venezuela ...


8) ... it is illegal to be homeless and/or unemployed


9) ... freedom of religion is considered unnecessary in lieu of the founding of the Republican State Church -- but women can still remain atheists


10) ... Americans are adviced not to solve problems, but rather to made any excuse possible

11) ... the Government can now care less about you as long as you keep paying taxes and voting Republican -- or at least claiming to vote Republican

12) ... no one votes anymore, except for the elected officials who keep voting themselves in over and over again

13) ... everybody thinks everybody else owes them a living

14) ... if you want to solve a problem, go buy a gun



How's that for nightmare material?]]> baronightwolf Anything Goes Tue, 18 Sep 2007 08:30:28 -0700 http://www.wcsb.org/forum/read.php?14,3650,3743#msg-3743 http://www.wcsb.org/forum/read.php?14,3650,3743#msg-3743
it's i hope we never part, now get it right or pay the price!]]> shakesomeaction Anything Goes Mon, 17 Sep 2007 05:54:39 -0700 http://www.wcsb.org/forum/read.php?14,3650,3729#msg-3729 http://www.wcsb.org/forum/read.php?14,3650,3729#msg-3729 The Smoking Loon Anything Goes Sun, 16 Sep 2007 01:39:37 -0700 http://www.wcsb.org/forum/read.php?14,3650,3707#msg-3707 http://www.wcsb.org/forum/read.php?14,3650,3707#msg-3707
1) ...I lost 10 lbs
2) ...I never got hemorrhoids ever again.
3) ...I am able to please my woman
4) ...My car looks a lot cleaner
5) ...My wiener got bigger
7) ..."I got 10% on my car insurance"
8) ...Tang will never taste the same
9) "...that cat was the greatest fuck I ever had"
10) ..."I'm Radioactive"
11) ...I can't seem to find my dealer
12) ...I appreciate more the taste of fine meats
13) ... I think we have grown apart
14) ..."it makes me wanna fart"]]> Anonymous User Anything Goes Sat, 15 Sep 2007 08:14:49 -0700 http://www.wcsb.org/forum/read.php?14,3650,3663#msg-3663 http://www.wcsb.org/forum/read.php?14,3650,3663#msg-3663
www.669.es]]> sweetasssassafrass Anything Goes Fri, 14 Sep 2007 13:21:01 -0700 http://www.wcsb.org/forum/read.php?14,3650,3660#msg-3660 http://www.wcsb.org/forum/read.php?14,3650,3660#msg-3660 thelivingpeterjennings Anything Goes Fri, 14 Sep 2007 12:51:35 -0700 http://www.wcsb.org/forum/read.php?14,3650,3657#msg-3657 http://www.wcsb.org/forum/read.php?14,3650,3657#msg-3657 achtungpeligro Anything Goes Fri, 14 Sep 2007 12:40:08 -0700 http://www.wcsb.org/forum/read.php?14,3650,3655#msg-3655 http://www.wcsb.org/forum/read.php?14,3650,3655#msg-3655 CultJam Anything Goes Fri, 14 Sep 2007 11:18:34 -0700 http://www.wcsb.org/forum/read.php?14,3650,3653#msg-3653 http://www.wcsb.org/forum/read.php?14,3650,3653#msg-3653 Stand Clear Anything Goes Fri, 14 Sep 2007 10:34:10 -0700 http://www.wcsb.org/forum/read.php?14,3650,3651#msg-3651 http://www.wcsb.org/forum/read.php?14,3650,3651#msg-3651
"Due to the events of 9/11"...
-a local group of Amish women have formed a snorkeling club
-outerwear is the new underwear
-Salt'n'Pepa are planning a comeback tour]]> shakesomeaction Anything Goes Fri, 14 Sep 2007 10:05:10 -0700 http://www.wcsb.org/forum/read.php?14,3650,3650#msg-3650 http://www.wcsb.org/forum/read.php?14,3650,3650#msg-3650
*Due to the events of 9/11...
-i became lactose intolerant
-my village was attacked by cougars
-we all became astronauts
-hey! someone stole all the tomatoes!

please indulge me and play along.]]> shakesomeaction Anything Goes Fri, 14 Sep 2007 07:25:05 -0700