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        <title>Silly questions from the apprentice(s)</title>
        <description>Is it true that the couch in the break room is germ-infested?  I believe I heard the word &quot;cooties&quot; used to describe it.

If so, how does one protect oneself if one needs to take a nap on it?</description>
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            <title>Re: Silly questions from the apprentice(s)</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ that might work but it would probably lead to a great deal of mischief, maybe even 1st degree misdemeanors.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>coolchicana</dc:creator>
            <category>The Station</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2007 05:45:50 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>Re: Silly questions from the apprentice(s)</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ actually, we could get one of those doctor examination tables that have the scrolling paper covers and convert it into a couch.  it would be long enough for napping on and your skin wouldn't stick to the paper (like it would to vinyl).]]></description>
            <dc:creator>CultJam</dc:creator>
            <category>The Station</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 19 Jul 2007 17:25:48 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>Re: Silly questions from the apprentice(s)</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ Actually, you can probably clone a good majority of the station members and guests from the last say 5 years or so from the dna left on that thing. Our current couch, is actually fairly new compared to the old one. I believe the odor from the last became so overwhelming that our current couch had to be brought in. The previous one was a true monstocity.(anyone remember the heinous yarn afghan/throw?) This one is fairly small in comparison, however, the super funk smell is becoming just as strong. You still can't smell it from the hallway though. A vinyl one definitely has my vote, if I could vote. Maybe Norton's furniture can give us a discount? Also, I say investing in a crate of Lysol is also a good idea. In the meanwhile, unless your girlfriend is a throwback to the 90's grunge scene, or has no running water in her apt, I don't recommend bringing her there.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>coolchicana</dc:creator>
            <category>The Station</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:24:02 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>Re: Silly questions from the apprentice(s)</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ Dandruff is just flaked scalp skin that has died off.  We don't need a new couch.  I would rather us save the money for more important shit, like a $450,000 crack party.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>The Smoking Loon</dc:creator>
            <category>The Station</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 18 Jul 2007 06:19:42 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>Re: Silly questions from the apprentice(s)</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ I agree, don't spill the beans.<br />
<br />
Myths and legends are so often more compelling than fact and reality.<br />
<br />
I bet there are potential stories to be told by every square inch of the studio.  The vacuum cleaner in particular has a mysterious brooding quality bordering on the sinister, although the face it shows the world is one of benevolence and submission.    There are reasons why the broom and dustpan unexplainably migrate to other corners of the room in the wee hours of the morning.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>CultJam</dc:creator>
            <category>The Station</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2007 12:36:18 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>Re: Silly questions from the apprentice(s)</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ xpat138 Wrote:<br />
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&gt; I found out about the history of our couch and<br />
&gt; unfortunately how we got it was not interesting at<br />
&gt; all.<br />
<br />
<br />
please don't tell us.  don't kill the dream.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>shakesomeaction</dc:creator>
            <category>The Station</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2007 05:16:18 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>Re: Silly questions from the apprentice(s)</title>
            <link>http://www.wcsb.org/forum/read.php?8,1017,1512#msg-1512</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ You know, maybe we dont need a couch at all!<br />
<br />
Dread Claytor simply sleeps with his head on the board.<br />
<br />
I looks very effective.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>orderdisorder</dc:creator>
            <category>The Station</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2007 14:20:02 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>Re: Silly questions from the apprentice(s)</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ I found out about the history of our couch and unfortunately how we got it was not interesting at all.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>Anonymous User</dc:creator>
            <category>The Station</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2007 07:57:19 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>Re: Silly questions from the apprentice(s)</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ Nevermind the couch, something stunk fiecely in main air today.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>thelivingpeterjennings</dc:creator>
            <category>The Station</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2007 06:25:16 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>Re: Silly questions from the apprentice(s)</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ so are we getting a new couch or not? i think the lapone zone would have its energy put into chaos if this did happen.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>achtungpeligro</dc:creator>
            <category>The Station</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2007 23:24:28 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>Re: Silly questions from the apprentice(s)</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ For those who Care.....<br />
The school indeed has and just recently had a spring fest. I was trying to organize at least a table for our Station but the people in charge never got back to me in time. By the time I found out it was too late to get people to volunteer. Nevertheless, it rained that day so it sucked anyways but we will still have our CD and merch Sale THIS THURSDAY AND FRIDAY FROM 11AM TO 3PM. Bunch of Crappy CD and some GREAT WCSB logo ITEMS some come on By the UC cage....that's the ugly glass building on the Euclid side of the Campus.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>Anonymous User</dc:creator>
            <category>The Station</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2007 09:04:16 -0700</pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[ The couch we have now isn't so bad.  The biggest problem with the couch is not it's age just the hygiene of those that lay upon it.  Maybe we need to bring up bathing techniques at the next GSM.  Maybe we could hold a "Hose down a DJ" fundraiser or at least get a dunking booth at Springfest.  Does the school still hold Springfest?  Does anyone care?]]></description>
            <dc:creator>scruggscorp</dc:creator>
            <category>The Station</category>
            <pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2007 21:55:55 -0700</pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[ Maybe it was Wainstead's]]></description>
            <dc:creator>Anonymous User</dc:creator>
            <category>The Station</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2007 23:16:25 -0700</pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[ i guarantee someone garbage-picked it back in '84]]></description>
            <dc:creator>shakesomeaction</dc:creator>
            <category>The Station</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2007 05:37:54 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>Re: Silly questions from the apprentice(s)</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ Maybe we should get a retro 70s style vinyl couch. Then it actually could be wiped down with disinfectant, effectively. <br />
<br />
Another question: how on earth did that couch get into the station in the first place? Were the walls built around it? It would probably have to be dismantled and taken out in pieces.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>Sweet Mazurka</dc:creator>
            <category>The Station</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2007 14:37:39 -0700</pubDate>
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            <link>http://www.wcsb.org/forum/read.php?8,1017,1349#msg-1349</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ for the record i dont think dandruff is fungus..i think its just dry skin....am i wrong?]]></description>
            <dc:creator>The Record Exchange</dc:creator>
            <category>The Station</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2007 09:16:40 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>Re: Silly questions from the apprentice(s)</title>
            <link>http://www.wcsb.org/forum/read.php?8,1017,1316#msg-1316</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ Well I just went to IKEA this last weekend and I brought a catalog I can Bring it on the next GSM and we can all ooh and ahhh!]]></description>
            <dc:creator>Anonymous User</dc:creator>
            <category>The Station</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2007 10:11:28 -0700</pubDate>
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            <link>http://www.wcsb.org/forum/read.php?8,1017,1309#msg-1309</link>
            <description><![CDATA[ new couch isnt a bad idea.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>achtungpeligro</dc:creator>
            <category>The Station</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2007 22:39:52 -0700</pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[ The couch...Yeah, I've taken many naps on it, but so has Lapone.  You take your chances, much like unprotected sex.  You may want to bring a sheet, but if you don't, only blame yourself.  At least you can use the headphones again, since Russ left.  Ugghh!! Talk about filthy!  If Lysol is there, it's only because somebody was being selfish and wanted to rid of "special" odors.  However, that is unlikely.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>The Smoking Loon</dc:creator>
            <category>The Station</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2007 10:01:40 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>Re: Silly questions from the apprentice(s)</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ god forbid!  remember how long it took us to find ours??  better start looking now so we have it by 2010!]]></description>
            <dc:creator>shakesomeaction</dc:creator>
            <category>The Station</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2007 08:38:10 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>Re: Silly questions from the apprentice(s)</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ In short<br />
Are we trying to make a motion here to get a new couch?]]></description>
            <dc:creator>Anonymous User</dc:creator>
            <category>The Station</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2007 21:09:01 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>Re: Silly questions from the apprentice(s)</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ Yo<br />
<br />
I saw the cooties with my own eyes.<br />
<br />
Looked like small snowflakes that never melt.<br />
<br />
Some call them "dandruff".<br />
<br />
uhhhhhh<br />
<br />
Okay, so I'll be clinical.  Tiny snowflakes that don't melt are caused by a fungus and are contagious.  This condition is treatable by special shampoos.  I can't be certain of this, but it's highly unlikely that the couch cushions themselves contain the special shampoo, so most likely rubbing one's head on them will not cure the dandruff condition, if that's what someone is thinking.   Lots of people have the "D", it's not something to be ashamed of, but cootie-fying the couch, well....    that seems to be a matter of ethics, perhaps?  Any philosophy majors on here?  <br />
<br />
I apologize if I have offended anyone.  Particularly if I offended the gnome.  They're some sort of elemental and shouldn't be messed with.  If The Gnome is the cause of the cooties, best to pretend like the tiny snowflakes don't exist.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>CultJam</dc:creator>
            <category>The Station</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2007 12:28:04 -0700</pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[ ooh yeah!]]></description>
            <dc:creator>Anonymous User</dc:creator>
            <category>The Station</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2007 02:05:02 -0700</pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[ xpat138 Wrote:<br />
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&gt; achtungpeligro Wrote:<br />
&gt; --------------------------------------------------<br />
&gt; -----<br />
&gt; &gt; ive slept in parking lots and (most likely)<br />
&gt; &gt; airports that were less cleaner than the couch<br />
&gt; in<br />
&gt; &gt; the lounge. youre fine.<br />
&gt; <br />
&gt; Man your really tough man...airports and parking<br />
&gt; lots?!<br />
<br />
<br />
my board is more comforting than the shoulder of a woman when you have layover in chicago.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>achtungpeligro</dc:creator>
            <category>The Station</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2007 21:18:39 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>Re: Silly questions from the apprentice(s)</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ achtungpeligro Wrote:<br />
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&gt; ive slept in parking lots and (most likely)<br />
&gt; airports that were less cleaner than the couch in<br />
&gt; the lounge. youre fine.<br />
<br />
Man your really tough man...airports and parking lots?!]]></description>
            <dc:creator>Anonymous User</dc:creator>
            <category>The Station</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2007 09:36:19 -0700</pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[ yeah, bring a sheet.  or a bucket of sanitizer.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>d.imburgia</dc:creator>
            <category>The Station</category>
            <pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2007 08:44:56 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>Re: Silly questions from the apprentice(s)</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ ive slept in parking lots and (most likely) airports that were less cleaner than the couch in the lounge. youre fine.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>achtungpeligro</dc:creator>
            <category>The Station</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2007 15:42:13 -0700</pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[ I think having old people rub your back is quite practical and healthy...their fingers are already coated with Ben gay and arthritis cream.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>Anonymous User</dc:creator>
            <category>The Station</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2007 09:26:26 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>Re: Silly questions from the apprentice(s)</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ um...did you go to school at a rest home for old decrepit perverts?  or do you mean more like old ladies who never had grandchildren and so they used you guys as surrogates?<br />
<br />
either way...]]></description>
            <dc:creator>shakesomeaction</dc:creator>
            <category>The Station</category>
            <pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2007 06:04:42 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>Re: Silly questions from the apprentice(s)</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ Old people rubbed our backs when we took naps.  That was kind of weird.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>GiraffesOnFire</dc:creator>
            <category>The Station</category>
            <pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2007 20:55:01 -0700</pubDate>
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