Is there a special mystical ceremony held at the time of completion of apprenticing where the chosen ones are transported to a hidden cave in the far off misty mountains (you know, beyond the frozen waste of Unknown Kaddath) to there have the esoteric and fiercely-guarded Ritual of the Secret Handshake imparted to them most reverently? Does this also involve instructions as to the use of the Sacred Station Vacuum Cleaner? Is the vacuum cleaner used in this ceremony in any way? http://www.wcsb.org/forum/read.php?8,1083,1083#msg-1083 Wed, 19 Jun 2013 08:25:53 -0700 Phorum 5.2.9 http://www.wcsb.org/forum/read.php?8,1083,1268#msg-1268 http://www.wcsb.org/forum/read.php?8,1083,1268#msg-1268
Man

this thread is all about the SECRET HANDSHAKE and the SACRED VACUUM CLEANER

not about the couch. that's the other thread

Oh, and of course for the public record there is no secret handshake blah blah blah yeah, i'll get it down before the next hazing session which could very well be tonight at The Embassy


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threaten me again with housekeeping and I will force you to listen to that Lisa Lisa Cult Jam band for 24 hours straight (with your earholes held open with toothpicks, etc) until you take it back. If that doesn't work, then I'll switch to ABBA.]]> CultJam The Station Fri, 13 Apr 2007 13:51:17 -0700 http://www.wcsb.org/forum/read.php?8,1083,1241#msg-1241 http://www.wcsb.org/forum/read.php?8,1083,1241#msg-1241
If you are that concerned for cleanliness, you can at any time ask an Exec Member for the vaccuum and do it yourself. You can then put that on your annual application as "Extra Work" you have done (a total of 3 hours a year). In a fraternity, being an ass about it usually gets you the job as house manager, as it means you're the one most concerned so should made to be.

You have just earned yourself as the official housekeeper. Congratulations, Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam!]]> The Smoking Loon The Station Thu, 12 Apr 2007 10:11:34 -0700 http://www.wcsb.org/forum/read.php?8,1083,1180#msg-1180 http://www.wcsb.org/forum/read.php?8,1083,1180#msg-1180 Anonymous User The Station Wed, 11 Apr 2007 11:27:10 -0700 http://www.wcsb.org/forum/read.php?8,1083,1178#msg-1178 http://www.wcsb.org/forum/read.php?8,1083,1178#msg-1178 scruggscorp The Station Wed, 11 Apr 2007 10:35:44 -0700 http://www.wcsb.org/forum/read.php?8,1083,1133#msg-1133 http://www.wcsb.org/forum/read.php?8,1083,1133#msg-1133 Anonymous User The Station Thu, 05 Apr 2007 09:39:28 -0700 http://www.wcsb.org/forum/read.php?8,1083,1126#msg-1126 http://www.wcsb.org/forum/read.php?8,1083,1126#msg-1126
*ahem*

for the public record:

"There are no college radio secret societies;
There is no secret handshake, and particularly no Guild of Safe Harbor Programming;
and most importantly,
There is not now, nor has there ever been
a Sacred Vacuum Cleaner."

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Does this also involve instructions as to the use of the Sacred Station Vacuum Cleaner? Is the vacuum cleaner used in this ceremony in any way?]]> CultJam The Station Mon, 02 Apr 2007 13:57:32 -0700