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Before you wash your pants for a date, make sure your cellphone's not in your pocket...

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Carsick James
Before you wash your pants for a date, make sure your cellphone's not in your pocket...
April 01, 2007 03:09PM
...because it won't work very well subsequently. And you won't be able to call up and bug programmers at WCSB.
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thelivingpeterjennings
Re: Before you wash your pants for a date, make sure your cellphone's not in your pocket...
April 02, 2007 08:53AM
Is that why I haven't heard from you lately? Sorry to hear about your phone. Did you at least have a good date?
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shakesomeaction
Re: Before you wash your pants for a date, make sure your cellphone's not in your pocket...
April 02, 2007 12:52PM
WHY ARE YOU DATING?? I THOUGHT YOU WERE MARRIED!

TSK, TSK.

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Carsick James
Re: Before you wash your pants for a date, make sure your cellphone's not in your pocket...
April 02, 2007 01:31PM
I wasn't dating, I was just riffing on the title of that other post. I guess it doesn't matter WHY you're washing your pants (or shirt, or jacket), just take your phone out first.
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Anonymous User
Re: Before you wash your pants for a date, make sure your cellphone's not in your pocket...
April 02, 2007 01:49PM
What is this...washing of the pants you speak of? How strage and unusual it sounds.
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shakesomeaction
Re: Before you wash your pants for a date, make sure your cellphone's not in your pocket...
April 03, 2007 05:28AM
i know. my response was intended to be read in a sarcastic and nasally voice. i don't think anyone would flaunt their infidelity on the CSB message board. i mean, if we had a chat room, MAYBE...but on the board, no.

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Anonymous User
Re: Before you wash your pants for a date, make sure your cellphone's not in your pocket...
April 03, 2007 08:36AM
Infidelties are for loosers!
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The Smoking Loon
Re: Before you wash your pants for a date, make sure your cellphone's not in your pocket...
April 15, 2007 02:12AM
I'm still intrigued by this "washing". Is this applicable to genitalia as well? How does one go about doing such novel practices?
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Anonymous User
Re: Before you wash your pants for a date, make sure your cellphone's not in your pocket...
April 17, 2007 10:26AM
I dunno...I heard that there is thing called "soap" and "shower" They sound like Yakuza gang members to me ...and last time I checked I like my Thumbs Thank you very much!
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baronightwolf
Re: Before you wash your pants for a date, make sure your cellphone's not in your pocket...
April 23, 2007 09:53AM
B-O-ROTHER! If I ever get a movie-host show on teevee, I'm going to have to be running back and forth to this FORUM for ideas for jokes and skits! CAPITAL ENTERTAINMENT!!!!!
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Anonymous User
Re: Before you wash your pants for a date, make sure your cellphone's not in your pocket...
April 24, 2007 11:21PM
Oh Boy....that's the last thing we need...to be quoted. Wait! I was recently quoted...oh boy what have I gotten myself into?
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