i will give you some examples that i came up with to get you started:

*Due to the events of 9/11...
-i became lactose intolerant
-my village was attacked by cougars
-we all became astronauts
-hey! someone stole all the tomatoes!

please indulge me and play along.

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Friday nights 9pm-11pm

okay i'll suggest a few more:

"Due to the events of 9/11"...
-a local group of Amish women have formed a snorkeling club
-outerwear is the new underwear
-Salt'n'Pepa are planning a comeback tour

"Due to the events of 9/11"... a dingo ate my baby.

"Due to the events of 9/11"... the station couch has de-materialized.

"Due to the events of 9/11".......bandwagon patriots. loving america since 9-11-01.

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carnage asada [U GNARLIN?]
thursday night 11p-1a


you will miss me when im gone. you will miss my hateful song.

"Due to the events of 9/11"... O.J. Simpson found the real killer.

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Classic and modern indie rock.
www.facebook.com/WCSBworldnewstonight

"Due to the events of 9/11"... we now have the 411 on 311 and 7-Eleven.

www.669.es



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"Due to the events of 9/11..."

1) ...I lost 10 lbs
2) ...I never got hemorrhoids ever again.
3) ...I am able to please my woman
4) ...My car looks a lot cleaner
5) ...My wiener got bigger
7) ..."I got 10% on my car insurance"
8) ...Tang will never taste the same
9) "...that cat was the greatest fuck I ever had"
10) ..."I'm Radioactive"
11) ...I can't seem to find my dealer
12) ...I appreciate more the taste of fine meats
13) ... I think we have grown apart
14) ..."it makes me wanna fart"

Love #9, Felipe!! "...I will continue maturbating furiously."

Rockstar Mode
Late Sat./ early Sun.
2-7 am EDT

"14) ..."it makes me wanna fart""

it's i hope we never part, now get it right or pay the price!

"Due to the events of 9/11 ...":


1) ... epidemic levels of passive-aggressive tendencies will keep the Golden Age of Bare Feet and Blue Jeans continuing indefinitely


2) ... sexuality is STUPID, hatred is GOOD


3) ... the last portion of the U.S. Constitution was repealed yesterday


4) ... millions of tiny-brained Republican bushbabies have infiltrated our Great Society


5) ... there will be more unregulated drugs but less healthcare


6) ... the Administration has declared it illegal to be a Micronesian


7) ... high-school students cannot graduate until they have served two tours of duty in Iraq ... or Iran ... or Venezuela ...


8) ... it is illegal to be homeless and/or unemployed


9) ... freedom of religion is considered unnecessary in lieu of the founding of the Republican State Church -- but women can still remain atheists


10) ... Americans are adviced not to solve problems, but rather to made any excuse possible

11) ... the Government can now care less about you as long as you keep paying taxes and voting Republican -- or at least claiming to vote Republican

12) ... no one votes anymore, except for the elected officials who keep voting themselves in over and over again

13) ... everybody thinks everybody else owes them a living

14) ... if you want to solve a problem, go buy a gun



How's that for nightmare material?



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We are all fucking terrorists!

Everyone here and abroad is regarded as a terrorist/pedophile/fill-in-the-blank IN THEORY, and therefore must be regarded as a terrorist/pedophile/fill-in-the-blank IN ACTUALITY.


It sure beats "due process of law", doesn't it?


NBC's "Dateline" sure thinks so.

Peep the last sentence of this clip (if you can
make it that far...):

[youtube.com]

Ugh! It BUGS me!!!

"...i have now found jesus"