The Mummies arrrrrrre back

read below life is sooo cruel... this is from

[www.themummies.com]

October 10 2008
The Mummies Are Back!!

That's right, after 15 years of incessant nagging by every Tom, Dick and Larry, someone finally convinced the boys to travel forward in time to 2008 to play a show. Needless to say, the boys were appalled at the state of the future we all live in. Where are the flying fucking cars like in Blade Runner?! What the hell kind of future is this shit anyway? What, the best you can do is eBay? What happened to all the cheap equipment? Where did Thrift Center in Hayward go?! Where's Savers next to Thrift City in Redwood City?! Oh shit... where the fuck is Thrift City???

So this is what happens when we call it quits. We give you all the keys to the fucking kingdom, and you fuck it all up. This is worse than Chuck riding up to the statue of liberty at the end of the Planet of the Apes. What did you assholes do to the future? God Damn it!!

This is why we have to come back to the future. And after we play this show, we're going to crawl back into our tiny little time machine, go back to safe-and-sane 19-fucking-89 and buy up all the Farfisas, Silvertone 1484's, Vox and Framus guitars and destroy them all!!!

Oh yeah, and this ain't no bullshit. We really are playing on October 10th, 2008. Once. One fucking show. Uno. Got it? If you ever want to see The Mummies LIVE, this is your one and only chance. Tickets apparently go on sale in June. Check the promoter's mySpace page for more info on the show: Funtastic Dracula Carnival

Oh yeah, there's one last hitch: the show is in Spain, amigo. So start saving up for that plane fare, and remember, no more than 3 oz of liquid on the plane, so empty out your colostomy bag prior to boarding.

Finally a reason to get a passport! That gives me roughly 4 months to learn Spanish. The line up sounds great.

The Mummies, The Untamed Youth and the Armitage Shanks to name a few. Anyone interested in going to this?


[www.funtasticdraculacarnival.com]

Interested yes.
Can I afford it? no.

Unless someone wants to hire me as a Spanish interpreter...hmmm?

mummies played a secret show last nite in california! MINUS bandages!!!!!

those sneaks!

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letsdanceon
mummies played a secret show last nite in california! MINUS bandages!!!!!

hmmm... how do we know it was not just a mummies cover band.

I GOT IT. I'm gonna get a band together and go on tour as the mummies but without the bandages. No one will no...bwahaha!