In honor of GRINGOLANDIA'S host VERY special lady's B-day we are going to do something very especial!
That's right I said "ESPECIAL!"
Each week GRINGOLANDIA asks you a very simple question:
Are you a MEXICAN OR A MEXICAN'T!?
Well, if you answered Mexican't I got something just for you!
Wednesday 6/25/08
GRINGOLANDIA
Presents:
LEARN ESPANOL THE GRINGO-WAY...WAY
Yes you read right!
For two hours you will learn the important things that they don't teach you in school!
LEARN:
How to bribe a police officer
How to pick up a transvestite
How to join a separatist group and blow up a train station
How to tell if the cocaine you bought is of good quality or not
How to convince a woman that is not your "love child"