To celebrate the date of the forthcoming apcocalypse in five years, I will hold a proto-end of the world sludge encrusted acid chili taste off w/cough syrup laced eggnog and FREE cd-r burns of rare 60s/70s downer freakout this Friday 12/21 at FUCK ISLAND.

w/peformances by:

TiT (wasted stoner doom w/Valerino/Shmoop/Hart's War/Hazel/McSludge)

JACOB WYNNE TRIO (wicked spaced-out jazz featuring.Buster Backfat Orchestra dudes)

then on Saturday 12/22.....

more live TIT Jams!

CARTOON TOILET LAND (Messed up Born again Christian Cough Syrup Casualties from Kentucky..apparently first show (outside of the basement) since 1976)

ROCKY'S CHILI BRIGADE (unarguably the Janis Joplin of local chili chefs, Rocky & her spice rack disciples will serve a mean helping of chili con carnage that's sludgefied with a capital "S" for saltines)

PLUS...A VERY MYSTERIOUS SECRET HEADLINING GROUP on SATURDAY !!!!

Starts at 10pm both nights

FUCK ISLAND: 2102 Freeman Ave.