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Krauty McKraut's Acid Damaged Winter Homecoming Gala '07 (Feb. 3)

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Krauty McKraut's Acid Damaged Winter Homecoming Gala '07 (Feb. 3)
January 26, 2007 01:03PM
On Saturday, February 3rd, I will be having the annual Acid Damaged Winter Homecoming Gala at Duck Island.

It will be an enchanting evening of starry eyes gazed under the wintery moon and heavy drug-saturated, cough syrup-coated acid drenched-freakout krautock space rock sludge (from the late 60s-early 70s).

PLUS, Live performances by THEE SCARCITY OF TANKS and ROCKY'S CHILI BRIGADE!

And if that's not enough, you'll get FREE unlimited CD-R burns of my krautsludge and a Super Romantic Four-Course DINNER (which includes Chili, Sloppy Joes, Macoroni and Cheese and Kielbasa & Sauerkraut).

Wear Handome Tuxedos, Beautiful Gowns & Arrive Fancy Modes of Transportation! Later on in the evening I will spray disinfectant on the couches so we can all have sex with each other.

It's going to be a Winter Wonderland at Duck Island that you'll never forget!

Duck Island is located on 2102 Freeman Ave.

Starts around 9pm!

Admission: FREE
Re: Krauty McKraut's Acid Damaged Winter Homecoming Gala '07 (Feb. 3)
February 01, 2007 07:45PM
I forgot to mention that spaghetti, corn dogs and chips ahoy! will be included in the Four Course Dinner (starting promptly in the 9pm-3am time frame). Food will be served in Duck Island's newly-re-modeled, luxurious Victorian Banquet Hall (located behind the cigarette machine).

Please park accordingly! There will be plenty of Limousines in front of Fuck Island so you may have to valet. While the couples are arriving, I will play sludge in the Bullwinkle float, lovingly crafted by the renowned Freeman Street Alcoholics. Make enough room for everyone to dance and don't step on anyone's feet! The Homecoming court (Matt Wascovich, Scott Pickering, Dave Cintron and Ted Flynn) will crown the acid damaged Homecoming King & Queen of '07 and Scarcity Of Tanks will serenade us with a traditional slow number that will surely heighten romantic atmosphere.

Later in the evening, Rocky's Chili Brigade will be cooking up some brain damaged sludge from the lysergic cosmic crockpot.
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