From the Dr Science mailing list:

>Of course, everyone knows that all music is written by six guys in a
>back room of New York City's 42nd street. This tune factory, called
>ASCAP, or Automated Sound Composing As if we were various People, is
>descended from the Egyptian pharotic cult of BMI, or Beings of Might
>and Industry, which were actually space aliens who gave us both the
>pyramids and Leonard Nimoy.

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