I can only think of one band--Slade. All others range from tame to lame to ass-sucking. The Irish generally make shitty music, shitty beer, really shitty food, and halfway decent whiskey. Oh, and shitty lovers.by The Smoking Loon - Anything Goes
Yes, I certainly did now, didn't I. Hopefully, this episode 1) won't be repeated and 2) become immortal along with the others listed. Side note: Sassy somehow is always around deviant behavior.by The Smoking Loon - Anything Goes
Either Married...with Children, WonderShowzen, or the rarely known The Idiot Box. I can recommend any of these three, but it's hard to choose. (Many that were already suggested rank high on my list, but not in this highest echelon.)by The Smoking Loon - Anything Goes
It was a drunken good time. By training, that means become proficient in pounding PBR cans and making smoking utensils out of produce.by The Smoking Loon - The Station
I'll send strippers. Congrats Buddha!by The Smoking Loon - The Station
In the Witness Protection Programby The Smoking Loon - Events
I will be DJing a set of Iron Maiden (and maybe some surprises), 9-close at The Hulett (nee Spitfire) on Wed., 1/14/09. I'm allowed to be a drunken ass there.by The Smoking Loon - Events
I prefer roasted potatoes.by The Smoking Loon - Events
I vote for Testament, The Formation of Damnation (I think it's called that). I'd have to really think hard beyond this, as I have forgotten what came out in 2008 and what was 2007.by The Smoking Loon - Anything Goes
I pooped a hammer."--Brick Tamland Poop is one of my favorite topics, especially in a restaurant. I have featured "Poop Talk" w/ Buddha before. Poop also makes a great threat and even better revenge.by The Smoking Loon - Anything Goes
"Man, we would just cheese our balls off all day long." I still can't get over the Heavy Metal" (especially th flying Trans Am) and the awesome rocking tits.by The Smoking Loon - Anything Goes
I walk past Now Eat Ass 1,000 a week and have been in a bunch. The scene and regulars are usually lame and have pisspoor taste in music. Only Shat has rocked that place (OK, I missed Toxic Holocaust). It is tiny--I have taken many shits bigger than that.by The Smoking Loon - Anything Goes
I still sometimes say, "What the fuck? I'm not channel 43, I don't play favorites!"by The Smoking Loon - Cleveland
Too bad I probably won't make it.by The Smoking Loon - Events
Jasmine's new "Mentoring" PSA cracks me up!! Especially because, if you didn't realize it, she channels the voice of El Duce, late drummer/vocalist of the Mentors.by The Smoking Loon - Shows
Usually really bad, obnoxiously loud punk. Small.by The Smoking Loon - Anything Goes
I miss Scruggscorp and how ignorant people had no idea Keith... shit, can't give away secrets!by The Smoking Loon - 30th Anniversary
Anything involving Sassy is indeed "Special."by The Smoking Loon - Shows
Yeah, about 5 years ago. I was weak and figured I'd try it again. Waste of time.by The Smoking Loon - Shows
Why "Chin Strap" radio? Do you need to wear a hockey helmet? Pretty much.by The Smoking Loon - Shows
He admitted it to me under the influence. He was feeling "5ish".by The Smoking Loon - Shows
I see him all the time, as he lives a few houses away, yet I never asked him. I'm never up that early, so I wouldn't have noticed.by The Smoking Loon - The Station
Christians interfere with more than just fucking radio.by The Smoking Loon - The Station
I have no spirituality (for those who didn't listen). Spirituality is for the weak of mind, for those who cannot deal with reality. People start talking about karma, salvation, heaven--what a fucking joke.by The Smoking Loon - Shows
There is nothing on the board. I don't know if there are internal system settings or not. Mark?by The Smoking Loon - The Station
I don't know who's more retarded (or funny)--Sassy or Felipe. You guys are both catfish.by The Smoking Loon - Cleveland
Give us a market the size of theirs. We can potentially reach a million or so people. They reach, oh, maybe a few times what we do? 5 times?by The Smoking Loon - The Station
I thought they did update it, or at least mention it should be. I was in Rockstar Mode, though, as Sassy can attest to. Tesco did wear his awesome ABBA flair bells.by The Smoking Loon - Shows
Rape is funny. "It's not rape, it's Surprise Sex."by The Smoking Loon - Music