I was on the phone last night talking to my friend during the "brown out" and somehow the topic turned to gardening. I remembered a solution to get rid of pesky SLUGS that can eat & ruin tender plants.
SLUGS are very attracted to BEER,therefore you would bury a small container up to its neck in the dirt next to your favorite plants, fill it to the top with brew,and the slimy ones will choose the beer over the plant, slime into the can of brew and drown or dissolve. Worked every time.
Then I thought of our team name..."The Slugs" and all the Beer that we loved on this day. Hmmmnnnnn.